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vampire-gerard:

ask-dr-knockout:

meelo-dot-net:

a public service announcement

This.

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

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jakesheadwarning:

"Holy shit, you don’t have any arms."

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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19 hours ago

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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PSA:

coldlikedeath:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

Don’t like a blog’s opinions on your dash? Don’t send them hate:

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Are you tired of seeing a specific Tumblr user reblogging and commenting on your posts?

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Are you being bombarded by anonymous hate?

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Too much internet for one day?

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Tumblr, y’all need to do this a lot.

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ricckmartinez:

pluronmyface:

look how happy tyler the creator got when he met eminem

I thought it was skinny Jonah Hill ! -.-

ricckmartinez:

pluronmyface:

look how happy tyler the creator got when he met eminem

I thought it was skinny Jonah Hill ! -.-

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not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

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