Hello my name is Alma I am 22 years old.
I post Funny, Self Harm, and LDR stuff if you don't like it then gtfo. I love the Hulk he is awesome. Follow me on my other blog please with a cherry on top.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via calmyournips)


making fun of body hair is mean and rude and cruel and you shouldn’t do it. people don’t voluntarily choose to have body hair, and if they choose to keep it its their fucking decision and it shouldn’t be ridiculed just because this culture’s weirdly obsessed with hairlessness there’s nothing wrong with hair it’s just hair stop making people feel bad for having it that’s awful

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my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via brendonuriesfuturemate)


I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(Source: nevver, via swiggityswillydonttouchmywilly)


I’ll take any/all of these over a box of chocolates and roses !

(via silphonics)

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