Hello my name is Alma I am 22 years old.
I post Funny, Self Harm, and LDR stuff if you don't like it then gtfo. I love the Hulk he is awesome. Follow me on my other blog please dimpleaos.tumblr.com with a cherry on top.

If we date I’m grabbing that ass whenever I want lol

(Source: pearlheemflacko, via silphonics)

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xtatiana:

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

I’m deadd

(via silphonics)

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3 minutes ago

Del tha Funkee Homosapien (via rekindletheessence)

(via silphonics)

Rap ain’t about bustin caps and fuckin bitches
It’s about fluency with rhymin ingenuity.
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sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via utah-lesbian)

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Posted
12 hours ago

lycanthropeparadox:

legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

Get out.

(via brendonuriesfuturemate)

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12 hours ago
thedirtyoldgentleman:

yet—another—url:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

That cat swallows souls

thedirtyoldgentleman:

yet—another—url:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

That cat swallows souls

(via brendonuriesfuturemate)

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Posted
12 hours ago

Got hit on

By an old guy at the liquor store

Posted
13 hours ago

RP (via ridiculouslyproper)

(via silphonics)

Date someone who begs to go down on you.
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1 day ago